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November 2012

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In Regard to the State of My Gender: An Incomplete List of Noteable People I've Delivered Pizzas To → tybaar.tumblr.com

tybaar:

It’s coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-expanding “WTFPIZZA” note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh - interesting deliveries.

So without further ado and in no…

Nov 9, 201242,859 notes

August 2012

2 posts

Aug 14, 201239,243 notes
#taiwan #lgbtq #lgbt #gay marriage #marriage #lesbian
what happened to from noona with love?!?!

Hi!

Wow. I’m not sure. I was on and off tumblr for a while, and I barely have time to read my dash these days. It looks like she deactivated her tumblr, and I’m sure she had her reasons for doing so. 

FromNoonaWithLove, hope you’re doing okay out there!

Aug 14, 20121 note

July 2012

13 posts

Jul 29, 201287 notes
#batman #harley quinn #catwoman #poison ivy #illustration #art #design
Jul 11, 201228 notes
#brain #lol #the matrix
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Jul 11, 201288,490 notes
#clam
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Jul 10, 201253 notes
#everyone knows about my thing for nicki minaj right? #nicki minaj #feminism #sexism #double standard
pro creeper mover #75:

When your neighbor plays music that you like, plaster yourself up against their door and use your phone to Shazam it.

Jul 10, 20123 notes
#i would never want to be my own neighbor #mmkay
Jul 10, 201211,479 notes
#puns #funny #pasta #noodles
If the Wizard of Oz were set in China, it might look something like this

iheartchaos:

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These illustrations by Billy Nunez take the cast of The Wizard of Oz and transports them waaaay away from Kansas, into a mystical Chinese realm. And yes, before someone mentions it, there are koalas in China. Also, if the Lion is now a Tiger, who is the Tiger?

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Jul 9, 201263 notes
#wizard of oz #china #fairy tale #reimagining #illustration #billy nunez #art
Jul 7, 2012734 notes
#art #painting #annie owens #coprogallery
Jul 7, 201212,056 notes
#hydrangeas #forest #flowers #purple #violet #magic #photography
Jul 7, 201216,689 notes
#cat #lol #roomba #dj roomba?
“

“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

”
—Linguistics joke « The Diacritics (via katydidkatydidnt)
Jul 7, 201234,654 notes
#linguistics #language #funny
trololololo
  • Me, playing with BF's 4-year-old niece: What are you going to do with that shovel?
  • Niece: I'm gonna dig in the dirt.
  • : :1 minute passes::
  • Niece: I'm bored. There's nothing here.
  • Me: Why don't you try planting something?
  • Niece, looks around: What can I plant?
  • Me: Why don't you try planting this rock?
  • Niece, mystified: Can I really plant it?
  • Me: Sure, you can.
  • Niece: What does it grow into?
  • Me: A bigger rock.
  • Niece, skeptical: Is that true?
  • Me: Sure, it is. Where do you think mountains come from?
  • Niece: Rocks?
  • Me: That's right. Haven't you ever seen a mountain?
  • Niece: Yes...
  • Me: And what's a mountain?
  • Niece, enlightenment dawning: A big rock!
Jul 5, 20128 notes
#BF #hopefully her mom is not too mad at me #troll #trolololo #kids
nola, i love you

Guys, guys! Day 3 in New Orleans and I am absolutely in love.

The food’s fantastic, the people friendly, the rent affordable, and I’m currently at a coffee shop that makes my top 3 list, hands down. There’s a built-in PC cafe in the place, they’re bumpin’ punk music, and the BF’s playing Go with one of the regulars. The bathroom graffiti features book recommendations and references to Monty Python.

I want to move to here.

The only cons I can see so far are: The weather’s hotter than Harry Shum Jr. on a grill, and there’s a notable lack of Asian food. But seriously! Smoking cigarettes and drinking $5 beer at a jazz bar? Perfect.

Jul 4, 20128 notes
#new orleans #real life #love love love

June 2012

47 posts

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Jun 27, 20121,375 notes
#aaron sorkin #west wing #the newsroom #sports night
“I guess if you’ve managed to familiarize yourself with your e-reader but not YouPorn, well-written erotica, or your own body, congratulations on “finding” Fifty Shades of Grey … but also for going one more day without stumbling into a zoo enclosure. Up top.” —

This review of the “soccer mom” porn, or whatever they’re calling it, Fifty Shades of Grey, is hilarious.

h/t romanceclub

(via bricksandmortarandchewinggum)

I really liked this part too:

I’m not even going to condemn it because I’ve seen better storytelling in an evening news segment about a raccoon who got a peanut butter jar stuck on his head in a Wendy’s parking lot. What I do take issue with is that an author is making money off of people who are too technologically illiterate to find GOOD porn out there and are getting stuck with this nonsense instead because it’s the one part of Computers they can’t just ask a nephew about.

(via somerset)

I just laughed quite hard.

(via loveyourchaos)

The whole of this review is just full of snarky genius.

Jun 26, 2012956 notes
#fifty shades of grey #books #book review #reading #porn #fanfic
“If by intellectual you mean somebody who works only with his head and not with his hands, then the bank clerk is an intellectual and Michelangelo is not.” —

Umberto Eco, The Art of Fiction No. 197

(via copyeditor)

Jun 24, 20129 notes
#umberto eco #literature #art #creativity
Jun 23, 201239,004 notes
#penguin #cute
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