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- Me, playing with BF's 4-year-old niece: What are you going to do with that shovel?
- Niece: I'm gonna dig in the dirt.
- : :1 minute passes::
- Niece: I'm bored. There's nothing here.
- Me: Why don't you try planting something?
- Niece, looks around: What can I plant?
- Me: Why don't you try planting this rock?
- Niece, mystified: Can I really plant it?
- Me: Sure, you can.
- Niece: What does it grow into?
- Me: A bigger rock.
- Niece, skeptical: Is that true?
- Me: Sure, it is. Where do you think mountains come from?
- Niece: Rocks?
- Me: That's right. Haven't you ever seen a mountain?
- Niece: Yes...
- Me: And what's a mountain?
- Niece, enlightenment dawning: A big rock!
