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another reason to love and/or hate cats
haha
this is a thing. that happened.
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鞠。: More Ways In Which Childhood Is Like Being Drunk
- You can’t be left unattended, for your own safety
- You get into fights at the littlest provocation
- You slur your words and don’t make much sense
- You have no fine motor skills whatsoever
- You just fall asleep and/or cry at the drop of a hat
- You eat a ton and spill all over yourself
- You may…
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I can’t be the only one that thinks this?
my exact thoughts
lolololol
This amuses me even more than how Wolverine’s badassness goes from 100 to 0 the instant he sets foot on Genosha.
wow. this almost made me cry. *remembers childhood frustration and sadness of only having peach crayons be “flesh toned”*
I’m old enough to remember that too. :(
I also remember that the GIANT boxes of Crayolas were the only ones that had a color that matched my skin. Kindergarten art class was super awkward.
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this isn’t as perverted as it sounds
(Backstory: Shoegaze humps me randomly sometimes. It’s an annoyance. For example:
Me, cutting vegetables, being productive: Ladeeda~
Shoegaze, ambushes: A-HA! starts humping
Me: … Why me?
or
Me, putting on shoes, minding own business: Ladeeda~
Shoegaze, ambushes: A-HA! starts humping
Me: … Are you quite done?
And so on and so forth. It’s not sexual at all, I promise.)
Shoegaze, crawls into bed: Ladeeda~
Me, crawls into bed with him, innocent eyes: Let’s chat.
Shoegaze: Go away. I’m napping.
Me, ambushes!, avenges!: A-HA! starts humping
Shoegaze: …
Me: Don’t want to talk, eh?! THEN LET OUR BODIES DO THE TALKING. humping
Shoegaze: …
Me: HIPS DON’T LIE, SHOEGAZE. still humping
Shoegaze: What the… You know, you’re really bad at this.
Me, confused into cessation: What? What do you mean?
Shoegaze, explains: You have a weak hump. You can’t just start humping someone. It’s something that takes practice.
Me: … So, what you’re saying is… I need to level up?
Shoegaze, overly pedantic: Like me, for example. I hump you everywhere. Every opportunity. Every time.
Me: … So, what you’re saying is… I need more random encounters?
Shoegaze: Exactly.
-_- Do I need to join his party?
This is what I mean when there’s an 8 year old asian better than you.
Gee (piano cover) -SNSDDamn. I’m Asian. Am I allowed to have children like this?
Adorable. His expression of intense concentration! Also, the way he chirps “给大家看~” before his dorky magic trick.
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Things I like
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anonymous asked: are there degrees of racism?
YEAH IT’S CALLED AN MBA LOL -
Anonymous asked: Yo, when I was like 10 I repeated something I heard about "political correctness" to my mom. She told me that whenever I hear the phrase "politically correct" I should mentally replace it with "polite" and see if it makes the speaker sound like a jerk. It totally works (and, surprise, they always sound like jerks). Props to my savvy mom.
Props to your savvy mom.
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anonymous asked: My toddler has pyjamas with an outer space theme. He calls them his “space...
