I AM KILLING THIS MEME.
welp.
THANK YOU! ”Friend Zone Fiona” just became “Reasonable Fiona Who Unfortunately Happens To Be Friends With A ‘Nice Guy’”
(Source: strippers-and-coke)
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The part that will suck though is that there will always be those people that somehow think YOU did this, that you made the meme, and that you could stop it if you wanted to. That you have some control over it. You don’t. The internet birthed you and they’ll decide when you (the meme) will die.
Scumbag Steve’s Advice for Annoying Facebook Girl | Slacktory
This is not a joke. I really asked Blake Boston to write a letter to a girl who’s also unwittingly become a meme. And he really did, and it’s honest and helpful and addresses a distinctly modern phenomenon.
(via slacktory)
this is so incredibly good
(via flavorpill)
Next, I think someone should make nyan cat earrings where the cat is one earring and the rainbow is the other one.
(Source: sogeekchic)
god-:
Suicide
Fool
NakedPastry, guitar, suicide
Lust, Naked, Secrets
Hate, Man, Leave
Okay then.
BATMAN
NECTAR
BEOWOLF
NAKED MANIAC KISS
Made - Sin - Leave
What?
Malice, Secrets, Flesh? Am I a vengeful cannibal??
(Source: displetion)
Meanwhile in Japan…
Fixed.
do not go jet li into that good night
- Me: i heard once jet li sat down and that's the reason the earth has gravitational pull
- WKC: I heard Jet Li ate some spicy chili and that's how Pompeii got fucked up.
- Me: i heard jet li decided to try playing with legos and that's why we have the great wall of china
- WKC: Jet Li is the new Chuck Norris
- make it happen
- Me: the world is a pinata to jet li
- he could kick it in half and candy would spill out
- WKC: Once Jet Li got a candy craving and the dinosaurs went extinct.
- (this could continue forever and ever, btw.)
- Edit:
- me: jet li saved geico 15% on auto insurance
- Edit^2:
- Shoegaze: jet li's tireless research found the cure to polio
For those of you who haven’t seen this…
<.<
My coworker showed it to me earlier, and I ROFLed on the inside. On the outside, I just LOLed.
Things I like
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anonymous asked: why can’t a man say “i’m only attracted to asians” but can say “i’m only...
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anonymous asked: are there degrees of racism?
YEAH IT’S CALLED AN MBA LOL -
Anonymous asked: Yo, when I was like 10 I repeated something I heard about "political correctness" to my mom. She told me that whenever I hear the phrase "politically correct" I should mentally replace it with "polite" and see if it makes the speaker sound like a jerk. It totally works (and, surprise, they always sound like jerks). Props to my savvy mom.
Props to your savvy mom.
