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  • Me, playing with BF's 4-year-old niece: What are you going to do with that shovel?
  • Niece: I'm gonna dig in the dirt.
  • : :1 minute passes::
  • Niece: I'm bored. There's nothing here.
  • Me: Why don't you try planting something?
  • Niece, looks around: What can I plant?
  • Me: Why don't you try planting this rock?
  • Niece, mystified: Can I really plant it?
  • Me: Sure, you can.
  • Niece: What does it grow into?
  • Me: A bigger rock.
  • Niece, skeptical: Is that true?
  • Me: Sure, it is. Where do you think mountains come from?
  • Niece: Rocks?
  • Me: That's right. Haven't you ever seen a mountain?
  • Niece: Yes...
  • Me: And what's a mountain?
  • Niece, enlightenment dawning: A big rock!

pwnedbylorna:

thedailywhat:

Must-Read of the Day: Singaporean blogger Wendy Cheng AKA Xiaxue got fed up with some dude named Peter Coffin constantly insulting her vanity on Twitter, so she delved a little deeper into his background to see if there was something she could use to put him in his place.

Boy was there ever: A bit of sleuthing on Xiaxue’s part uncovered an alleged months-long relationship with a Japanese model named “Kimi Kobayashi,” who turned out to be Coffin himself posing as his own girlfriend.

Oh, and it gets much, much worse. Coffin used images of a Korean Ulzzang he swiped from her personal website in order to beef up the authenticity of his faux-affair. Xiaxue went on to find fake Tumblr and YouTube accounts set up for the sole purpose of commenting on “Kimi” love for Peter.

The entire sordid, racist affair is cataloged for posterity on Xiaxue’s website. The moral of this story? Don’t be a douche (especially if you’re using photos of a Korean girl to pretend you have a Japanese girlfriend).

[@silkandskin.]

 Lol, stupid white boys.

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